Lifeware Processing

"No.. Its not why my chat window is open"… I carry a very straight forward tag of a "chatter" not that I earned it proudly but something awarded for utilizing my multitasking ability to its best. Funny thing is … its always negative. You see its not so hard to understand a concept of SDLC but its rather hard to understand the processing it binds your life to. Any regular day reading this you would say I know software Development Life Cycle (SDLC) very well so what big deal.. But its not what I would recommend when you read this, coz this... my friend, might be a regular day but surely is not a regular post on a regular profile. SDLC or.. "Some Drastic Life Changers" are the people who could just really change things in no time for you… it could be for good or for bad… for me its still in the phase I… the deciding phase.

Deciding Phase:
This is a important phase as you gather all the thoughts hiding behind every advice coming from directions even the most advanced compass cant record. Generally this would decide whether you gona land on a negative ground or a positive one… when comes to realizing phase…

Realizing Phase:
Apparently a paradox that you never really are sure that you decision was correct or not until you realize the consequences… and not the one you thought of before but the paradigm of the actual ones that happen. Its now when you realize that you have a very little time to choose between the Conquered phase or the conquering phase.
If you were a developer like me… (don worry I do feel sad for you) then instantly a thought will run through about "synchronous" and "asynchronous" events when it comes to "ed" and "ing". Yeah I know… but it’s water from the company cooler which is like the blood pumped into us over the hours spent on the desk… and it speaks when not required as well!!!

Conquered Phase:
More or less a common phase for many (Of course m not talking heart breaks) …. More than what the people think of you.. Its your own falling belief in your self that support all the bad. Lack of proper testing .. don hate the testers here… its more of unit testing here that fails you. If you ask me why we need this phase at all, I would say, this could be a perfect place for nesting great powers in yourself but that does not come to you straight away its like you are on a one two lane road on the left side and need to get to the place on the right.. You got to wait for your U-Turn…and it comes to those who believe in… like for the one's who get directly go the Conquering phase!!

Conquering Phase:
A very important phase as it builds a lot of base for you. There is just one ingredient to complete this phase and is a very common one, it’s "Nothing". So, how it goes is when you see in the mirror you mostly see nothing ..ya ya you see your self … no comments on your looks though :-) … but you can see a whole bundle of trust if you open up by closing your eyes and it does work. It’s the factor that wins you over others and so only there aren't winners all around, but a few who chose this phase and continue without been let down.

These phases are not what completes your life neither do they keep you cycling through life but they do bring about a sense of understanding… a sense of creditability… a sense of respect for yourself which starts with the SDLC's and keeps your Lifeware Processing going. If you are yet to meet your SDLC don wait and go visit a mirror you will find him/her standing right there.. Waiting for you!!!… For me.. I never gave up conquering… the chat window is still open.. But you won't know its who!!! ;)

PS- Non-developers can send their beatings by post, my inbox is full :-)